So This is a Blog, eh?

Press a couple of keys here,
One or two mouse clicks there,
And everyone this side of the New York Times
Knows your name

Or whatever name you give yourself....

Link to this site,
Post on that site,
And soon you are mentioned in Variety
Or Entertainment Weekly

Or at the very least, Google Blogsearch...

Doesn't much matter what you type,
Or how drunk you are when you type it,
Ol' AndyW seems so out of date
It's not the minutes that count

But the number of hits...

So, here's to everyone in the internet age
And those who have fifteen minutes
Simply because they have nothing better
To do with their time than write

And have millions of fellows who have nothing better
To do with their time than surf...

RWG (who has spent way too much time doing both)